General Conference

In my family we try to watch at least one session of Conference together. Usually it's on Sunday. My eldest sister has three kids. 9, 6, 4 and to get them to listen to Conference they have bowls filled with m&m's and puffy cheetos, crackers and other goodies. The bowls are labeled with words like Heavenly Father, prayer, Temple and other church words they get a treat for their bowl. After awhile my niece and nephews were listening intently waiting for the words to get a treat, My sister turned to us and said "Wow it's kind of like a mormon drinking game that my kids are playing isn't it?" I love how life and my family makes me laugh hard sometimes!

Alexis and Miranda

More to come... J

Straight No Chaser - 12 Days (original from 1998)

Everything I want in a Christmas song!

The Edwards family fall pics

Here are just a couple of shots of my friends Molly and Christian. They wanted to get some pics done for their Christmas cards.

St. George

This weekend I went to the far off land called St. George. I went to visit my friend Molly. She was the best host. I thought I was going to sleep here...

But she was surprised me with this... My own room.
And I had my own bathroom
Then we were to THILLER at Tuacahn

We had so much fun. It got so cold during the play. So Molly whipped out the hot chocolate she had made, she was so prepared she was like a Girl Scout! She is the coolest person I know.

This is my story of the far way land called...st george

New Year's Resolutions...

I never really make New's Resolutions but this year I did. My goal for 2010 was not to get sick as much as I did in '09. It was a great goal and something I thought I would be able to do. Well that's crap! Two weeks or so after New Year's I was in front of the toilet pucking my internal organs out for about 3 days. It was horrible. So I have decided {for me at least} that resolution's are stupid! And that's why I came up with these resolution's that I can and WILL {probably not} keep! When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!", I will limit my top ten lists to ten items. We will see how these funny 2010 resoultions turn out. Do you ever wonder what your family pet's New Year's resoultions would be...
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
I will not eat the cat's food ... before OR after they eat it.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
I will not wake the Master up by sticking my cold, wet nose up their bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
We do not have a doorbell and I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my human's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are my human's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for my human's driver's license and car registration.
Enjoy, J